What I want to write on Facebook

Fuck your roller derby team. I keep seeing members of one team talk about how great it was that they came together ending a bout with only 6 skaters- praising each other and their coaches, and all I can think is YOUR TEAM MATES GOT EJECTED FOR PENALTIES!!  Do better.

That's putting your team and EVERYONE ON THE TRACK in danger. Just Stop. 

Tossed!

Just drove home from the grocery store eating the cream out of sandwich cookies and tossing the cookies out the window! I can choose my carbs like an adult! 

Making babies

Making babies the old lady bio clock ticking way: Turkey Baster Day!! 

They say normally, about 5 sperm make it through the cervix, and into the uterus. And that's all it takes. IUI puts 14 million sperm in there... And I had sex last night... So hopefully one of the eggs dropping will be good, and one of the 14 million (donor) and 5 (lover) sperm will be able to find it!!

In the meantime... 

Dream Big!

Today I have a consultation apt about something. I'm so nervous I want to vomit. 

My body's dealing with it: I'm gassy and have a headache. Awesome!

When someone with disabilities is rude...

They still piss me off!!

Learn to park or don't drive!  Just like everyone else!!

Disable placards let you park on the street for free, so why didn't you do that? You also get to park *IN* the disabled parking spot! The disabled spot is closer and bigger and not taking up TWO of the only 7, non disabled parking spots available.

Big Deal With Bacon

I made Black Forest Bacon, finishing it in the oven with just a tiny sprinkle of brown sugar... While making Mac-n-cheese in the bacon grease. 

Then put it all in a bowl for the best thing ever.

I was half done with my bowl when I remembered to take a picture!

*gluttony!! I am not telling ANYONE I did this! 

Dirty Laundry!

I have 3 sisters, 2 aren't talking to each other. To "punish" us our step mom said we don't get the Seahawks season playoff tickets (to divide among us), they are selling them... Pre last weekend dad pulled the tickets that didn't sell and gave them to 2 of the daughters. I emailed him asking if that meant, out of fairness, me and the other daughter got this weekend's tickets... He said he'd let me know...

I didn't. I made other plans. And at 7am on game day got woken up (called) and asked if I wanted tickets. Seriously.

I'm so in! GO HAWKS!!

But I also have a life and friends and do things. I feel torn! I hope we win. I wish I was there. I will have fun with my friends in the mountain instead/too.