What I want to write on Facebook

Fuck your roller derby team. I keep seeing members of one team talk about how great it was that they came together ending a bout with only 6 skaters- praising each other and their coaches, and all I can think is YOUR TEAM MATES GOT EJECTED FOR PENALTIES!!  Do better.

That's putting your team and EVERYONE ON THE TRACK in danger. Just Stop. 

Tossed!

Just drove home from the grocery store eating the cream out of sandwich cookies and tossing the cookies out the window! I can choose my carbs like an adult!