I totally forgot!!

No one will yell at me if I forget to do chores. I actively choose not to do them... Tonight I'm doing things that aren't chores ;-)

Not related, today someone called me their "good time gal" <3

"Hack"

I want to tell people that leaving a computer/phone logged into a profile is not "hacking" it. Your friends/ co-workers/ family are not hacking your shit. They are walking up to it...

Insurance like an adult.

I just called my insurance company, "so I bought a gun, does that change anything?" 

"Nope." 

Me: "What if I accidentally shoot someone?" 

"It'll be covered." 

Me: *giggle* *gasp* "I don't plan on shooting anyone! I was just wondering how this all works..."

Asking for what you want: Booty.

2 days ago I walked up to a pirate statue and was going to take a picture with it...  This Pirate guy walks up and says they are here with props and taking photos for donations to the food bank.  I LOVE FOOD!! I donate.  He started to pose facing me, I said, "I WANT BOOTY!!"  And he turned around.

I'm gonna eat it raw

I woke up craving cookie dough and milk... When I got home I cut off a chunk. And then cut the tube into snack sized chunks! I don't know why I never did this before.

more stuff in baths

I want to find a harmonica holder, or maybe a high school marching band neck music holder, and have it hold my iPhone.

Not all the time, just when I'm too lazy to hold it. Like in the bath. My arms want to relax too, man.

What did I just say?!

I just twitter flirted to @Nathan Fillion. While I try to not stalk or make eye contact with my real life in person crush... But guess who I'll be thinking about later... While I eat fudgecicles in bed!

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