STOP!!

I often have a plan or idea (or ideal). I like when my plans are awesome and work out perfectly.

BUT

I love being able to stop.

Being a grown up means we can change plans- MID PLAN! Not what you wanted? Try something else!

Sometimes I Just Want My Mom

Even as an adult, and being awesome a lot of the times, sometimes I just want my mommy.

But I got back on my bike and rode in the  Dead Baby Downhill, 

did two shots of tequila, and went home to two ice packs.

I stay up TOO late!

I go do things without any plans and stay up 2 hours past my "bedtime" because I'm an ADULT:  flocking to Macklemore's video shoot with EVERYONE ELSE!!
<3

I totally forgot!!

No one will yell at me if I forget to do chores. I actively choose not to do them... Tonight I'm doing things that aren't chores ;-)

Not related, today someone called me their "good time gal" <3

"Hack"

I want to tell people that leaving a computer/phone logged into a profile is not "hacking" it. Your friends/ co-workers/ family are not hacking your shit. They are walking up to it...

Insurance like an adult.

I just called my insurance company, "so I bought a gun, does that change anything?" 

"Nope." 

Me: "What if I accidentally shoot someone?" 

"It'll be covered." 

Me: *giggle* *gasp* "I don't plan on shooting anyone! I was just wondering how this all works..."

Asking for what you want: Booty.

2 days ago I walked up to a pirate statue and was going to take a picture with it...  This Pirate guy walks up and says they are here with props and taking photos for donations to the food bank.  I LOVE FOOD!! I donate.  He started to pose facing me, I said, "I WANT BOOTY!!"  And he turned around.