Travel toothbrush

I don't always brush my teeth like I'm supposed to: Sometimes I'll crawl in bed with a snack and my laptop...  And my travel toothbrush :-D  I snack, dry brush, and just drift off to sleep.

*Lifehack when tired!! ❤️

What to do with the friend who makes bad choices

If you ever need help making a decision, ask your friend that constantly makes bad choices.

Then do the opposite.

I've only tested this a few times, and those have been food or time management related. But the opposite choice was perfect.

What I want to write on Facebook

Fuck your roller derby team. I keep seeing members of one team talk about how great it was that they came together ending a bout with only 6 skaters- praising each other and their coaches, and all I can think is YOUR TEAM MATES GOT EJECTED FOR PENALTIES!!  Do better.

That's putting your team and EVERYONE ON THE TRACK in danger. Just Stop. 

Tossed!

Just drove home from the grocery store eating the cream out of sandwich cookies and tossing the cookies out the window! I can choose my carbs like an adult! 

Making babies

Making babies the old lady bio clock ticking way: Turkey Baster Day!! 

They say normally, about 5 sperm make it through the cervix, and into the uterus. And that's all it takes. IUI puts 14 million sperm in there... And I had sex last night... So hopefully one of the eggs dropping will be good, and one of the 14 million (donor) and 5 (lover) sperm will be able to find it!!

In the meantime... 

Dream Big!

Today I have a consultation apt about something. I'm so nervous I want to vomit. 

My body's dealing with it: I'm gassy and have a headache. Awesome!

When someone with disabilities is rude...

They still piss me off!!

Learn to park or don't drive!  Just like everyone else!!

Disable placards let you park on the street for free, so why didn't you do that? You also get to park *IN* the disabled parking spot! The disabled spot is closer and bigger and not taking up TWO of the only 7, non disabled parking spots available.